What a Geek!

The date was August 24, 1995. I was sitting on my girlfriends couch doing what all guys are doing with their girlfriends at that age when in crashes her father threw the front door like a raging bull. I immediately jumped up from the couch mustering up the best “we weren’t doing anything” look I could, only to watch him dart off to the right and go flying up the stairs carrying a small blue box. “What the hell was that all about” I asked. “Oh, he’s going to his office to install this thing he has been...